Usapang Bata # 68-69

Isang super busy na araw sa school, ang mga bagets feeling foundation day lang. Super hyper sa paglalaro. At syempre, may isang namumukod tanging leader sa group–none other than the second youngest child in the class, Janel. Feeling ni Janel, hindi lang Foundation Day, Teacher’s Day pa na tipong kailangan ng student mentors. Lahat ng ways ng teachers, gayang-gaya nya:

Teacher A. : Okay kids, pack away na!

Janel: Everyone, pack away na!

Teacher L.: Janel, kasama ka sa magppack-away ha hindi lang classmates mo ha.

 

2nd Scene

While playing ball catching, natamaan ni Yohann ang ball na hawak ni Janel:

Janel: Ay Yohann, that’s bad ha. Come here.

(At dinala ni Janel si Yohann sa “face the wall” corner)

Teacher A: Janel, no ha. Si teacher lang ang magpapa-face the wall ha. Come here Yohann.

Janel: (habang hawak-hawak si Yohann papunta kay teacher) Oh di ba Yohann si teacher lang apapa-face the wall, akikinig ka lang sa kin ha.

 

Asus! Pambihira talaga ang leadership ni Janel!

 

 

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Usapang Bata # 52

(Na-ikwento lang din)

Habang nakikinig ng balita kung may pasok o wala:

Announcer sa radyo: Wala pong pasok ang elementary at highschool sa metro manila ngayong araw na ‘to.

Si Pepey, gulat na napatingin sa Tatay niya.

Pepey: (bubble thought) May pasok ako?

Kasi naman mamang announcer, isama mo din ang preschool sa announcement mo para hindi naguguluhan si Pepey. Akalain mo yun, elementary at highschool walang pasok pero preschool meron?!

Usapang Bata # 50-51

Still inside Escuela Legarda:

Usapang Bata # 50

The bully teacher in me strikes again:

Me: Gianna, bakit hindi ka pumasok kahapon?
(although suspended naman talaga ang class the day before, but I was just trying to jest her)
Gianna: Kasi wala yung dila ko.
Me: Ha? San nman nagpunta yung dila mo?
Gianna: Sa Mercury.
Me: Anong ginawa nya sa Mercury?
Gianna: Bumili siya ng battery kasi wala na siyang battery., Look oh! (and showed me her tongue)

This little girl never fails to amaze me whenever she talks:-)

Gianna:-)

Usapang Bata # 51

I made a survey among my boys in school:

Me: Joaqui, is my nail polish pretty?
Joaqui: Yes
Me: Do you like it?
Joaqui: No! (and ran away)

Joaqui the Funny boy:-)

Me: Dylan, is my nail polish pretty?
Dylan: Yes
Me: Do you like it?
Dylan: No!
Me: but why?
Dylan: Because I’m a boy and boys don’t have nail polish.

VERY GOOD! Their parents could now relax:-) These boys are indeed ‘barakos.’ 🙂

Usapang Bata # 47-49

I’ll let you in on what’s happening on a usual day inside Escuela Legarda:

Usapang Bata # 47

While working with Dylan:

Me: Dylan, you write properly, please.
Dylan: Okay! Okay!

*but he was still too lazy to write properly

Me: Dylan, please!

*I covered my face with my hands so Dylan thought I was crying*

Dylan: Oh no! Sorry Teacher Apple. Okay I will write now. (in a Harry potter tone)

Dylan the sweetest boy:-)

Usapang Bata # 48

Dylan brought his Thomas Train coloring book in school. Since all kids love anything new, they were like bees buzzing around Dylan the flower. After a while, they already stopped since the teachers asked them to. But one kid was so persistent and just pretended to leave Dylan behind, but actually, he was just a few baby steps away from Dylan:

Me: Dylan, you want to color your Thomas?
Dylan: Oh yes sure Teacher Apple
Seth: (his most awaited time) Okay! I’ll help him!

Ay sandali? Tinawag kita Seth? 🙂

Seth-y boy:-)

Usapang Bata # 49

I was absent for three days in school due to fever. When i came back, it was as if the kids didn’t see me for a year that they were so happy to see me again:

Jazz: Di ba Teacher Apple kaya ka nag-sick kasi si Nigel cry ng cry sa school?
Me: Ha?
Jazz to Nigel: Wag ka na kasi mag-cry para hindi na mag-sick si Teacher Apple

Nigel:-)

Jazz the Boy Wonder:-)

Usapang Bata # 41-42

Usapang Bata # 41:

Isang araw nasa bahay namin si Pepey at kumakain ng ubas. Hindi siya kumakain ng balat ng ubas kaya pinabalatan niya sa akin. Dahil sa may ginagawa ako nang oras na ‘yon, kinakagat ko na lang ang balat para matanggal. Titig na titig si Pepey sa ginagawa ko. Maya-maya, hindi na sya nakatiis:

Pepey: Ako na nga lang ababalat! (sabay hatak ng ubas sa bibig ko!)

Badtrip si ngenget:-)

Usapang Bata # 42

Pagkatapos kumain ni Pepey ng ubas, hindi pa siya nasiyahan–yung apple naman sa ref ang kinuha at pinabalatan. Pagkatapos kong balatan ang apple, kinuha na niya ang platito ng apple:

Me: Pepey pengeng apple!
Pepey: Ako muna akakain nito. Tingnan ko muna kung may lason.


Kadamutan! Feeling mo si Sleeping Beauty ka?

Pepey with his favorite: Tsupenguin

Usapang Bata # 40

Si Pepey kausap si Mama pagkatapos na magtantrums ni Tokiles:

Pepey: Tita si Toki hindi na akakatuwa no?

Mama: Bakit naman?

Pepey: Eh kasi hindi sya abi-bless sa’yo. Akikita ka niya tapos hinde pa siya abi-bless sa’yo.

Mama: Eh kasi nga may toyo sya ngayon.

Pepey: Kahit na. Ako nga pag akikita kita abi-bless ako lagi sa’yo eh.

 

Toki and Pepey:-)

Usapang Bata #30

Birthday party ni JM. Tinawag ng clown si Jocjoc (4 years old)

Clown: Kagawad! May asawa ka na?

Jocjoc: Wala pa.

Clown: Kamusta nman misis mo?

Jocjoc: Okey lang.

Clown: May anak ka na?

Jocjoc: Wala pa.

Clown: Ilang taon na panganay mo?

Jocjoc: tatlo.

Ang gulo kasi ni Clown eh:-)

Jocjoc and Pepey. Happy together:-)